HARDCORE PARKOUR

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agent-yolk:

I’m back on making wholesome, friend-loving memes

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turbofanatic:

The worst part was the constant squirming. His control over the intestine… worm… things was getting better, but they every so often the ones in his throat would flop out and invert in a vaguely lewd manner, leading to some frantic scrabbling with those awful little arms to stuff them back into the hole in his neck. It was embarrassing. He had a Nobel prize goddamnit (technically a posthumous one, but it counted).

Still, some control was an improvement over the seven months he had spent as a entropy-producer seeking missile (which mostly meant a human seeking missile, but fire was also attractive), with his conscious mind screaming in the background. It had taken every ounce of willpower he had to voluntarily move his fucked up hyperdimensional body and when he finally did he cried tears of liquid nitrogen for a week. 

All things considered, the fact that he had any control whatsoever and hadn’t simply died in the lateral collider was disturbing. He suspected that the creature was some sort of emissary or probe from a different brane universe, one colder and far less energetic than our own, drilling its way through the bulk toward something warmer, and it was smart enough to know that having a guide was useful. And what guide would be more useful than one studying higher dimensions?

dagothurgayicon:

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

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c-2eta:

This honestly had me dying. I mean just look at his face

vintagegeekculture:

The single greatest and most fascinating “futurist” architecture movement in the world right now is happening in Bolivia, where national prosperity and a dedication to works for the poor and public housing led to an explosion of colorful styles inspired by Aymara Indian art. There should be more articles about this, the interiors are just as amazing. Incidentally, most of these buildings are not for the rich or in trendy neighborhoods, but are public housing. I’ve heard this style referred to as “Neo-Andean” but like most currently thriving styles it doesn’t have a universally agreed on name yet.

traddmoore:

All-New Ghost Rider issue 4 page 8 (2014)

Art by Tradd Moore

lemongogo:

words of encouragement from mr. all might

bayonettaton:

Happy New Year~